The Blonde Broker is a crypto influencer who has a legion of fans on Twitter and on YouTube. One of her tweets has gone viral thanks to the crypto bros being required to make hard decisions.
The Blonde Broker is the co-host of Two Girls One Trade … yes, note the homage to the famous and seriously gross porn legend. The two “Queens of Stonk” also have a podcast series on Spotify.
The Blonde Broker has tweeted a picture of herself looking fine. She asks, “Dinner with me or 6.9 ETH? Be honest.”
This has prompted many a fine young robust crypto bro to reply in the most thoughtful of ways. It may even be the hardest question in the crypto sphere right now.
At the time of writing, 6.9 ETH is worth $10,664.
The Blonde Broker Breaks the Internet
So many bros have been heartlessly plundered into indecision.
@kirkjwilliams says, “I’d take you out to dinner and you can keep your ETH. Unless it’s someone else’s ETH. I’d…